Findings:

• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Red Hat To Buy Microsoft
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• We can rebuild him
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I can always hope
• A Lot Can Happen
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• With him it was always like
• Money can buy happiness
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• Language of the dead
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• a grecian urn can hold a lot of puke
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• We'll always have Paris
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Herr Kartoffelkopf hat das Tal seltsam gerettet
• ten-gallon hat
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• It's never him
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• Lot
• Vacant Lot
• lots (user)
• she needed a lot of hugs
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• It Is Well With My Soul
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Well Done and Badly Rewarded
• Charles Wells
• always
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• you always left quietly
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• snowmobile ride always worth the ice weasels
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• Why I buy CDs
• Buy here pay here
• Can we all just get along?
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• BQN: Can you?
• king can
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• beer can dress
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Wide-mouth aluminum beverage cans
• One man can make a difference
• The soda can squirt gun
• Oil Can Boyd
• We Can Build You
• A very mean bar trick
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Beer can chicken
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Animals can smell fear
• Do what you can as you do
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• once you see a can of white paint and a black cat...
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Guess what
• straw hat
• hat trick
• under my hat
• Hat Creek Observatory
• A red hat
• him
• I ain't mad at him
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• you can't love him anymore.
• Professionals HATE him!
• IPO, company parking lot one year later
• How to burn a lot of paper
• Little Things That Mean a Lot
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Social responsibility of tipping well
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• The Goose Girl At The Well: Part Two
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• Well I never!
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I Had Always Known
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Skin and tragedy always attract a crowd
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• my castle of dreams, always surreal and strong
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• Melinda buys a new car
• How to buy drugs in the ghetto
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Can machines think?
• I can still feel you...
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• I can do shit with my legs
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Piero Manzoni
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Baby can I hold you tonight
• can (user)
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• can till can't
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• How can Poets Survive
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Guess
• i guess not... (user)
• Medicine Hat
• The hat game
• The Shaman's Hat
• hat tax
• I Put On My Robe and Wizard Hat
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• I married him because he was not mean
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• Gravity Well Generators
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• Understood too well for your own good
• Wells College
• A Lesson in Wells
• Bones do not burn well
• This is a well
• well balanced
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• You always hurt the one you love
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record

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