Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Well, guess what? I was wrong"

• Even the moon was wrong
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• I was doing so well.
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Descartes was wrong
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• What was left after the party
• I was very, very drunk
• Where Once Life Was
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• When I was young
• Jesus was a liberal
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• infinite potential well
• You use chopsticks very well
• Wells
• Sexism is alive and well on Madison Avenue
• Dawn Wells
• wrong eMail address
• If you hear only one song this year, there's something seriously wrong with you
• I Might Be Wrong
• A Century of Wrong
• Guess what
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• Ching, the well
• might as well
• Drake's Well
• potential well
• bruce wells (user)
• Negritude gone wrong
• What is wrong with me?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• A Century of Wrong: Capitalistic Jingoism—second Period II
• Guess
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• There was a customer today
• Johnny Was
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• If 6 Was 9
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Nu Wa
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was once young and had a home
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• The Well
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• We'll Meet Again
• The Goose Girl At The Well
• The Well at the World's End
• Well, that's like, just your opinion, man
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Wrong Way Corrigan
• The current way alcohol rape is prosecuted is wrong
• educated guess
• The Walrus was Paul
• There was a young lady of Riga
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was locked in time
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Last year was always better
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How the West Was Won
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It was free, so I took it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• well regulated militia
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Well? Which way to the light?
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Wells Cathedral
• Money well spent
• well in that case (user)
• Bad and Wrong
• You're the wrong species
• right or wrong
• A Century of Wrong: Preface I
• Guess (user)
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Concrete, Washington
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Jesus I was evil
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• It was better before they came
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• We'll
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Poisoning the well
• oil well
• Peter Wells
• cheryl wells (user)

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