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• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When Renny wakes up
• When you wake up feeling old
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• You take up too much space
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I wake up so energized
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• When We Grow Up
• Too loud to pick up that flinch.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Up early for court
• wake up in a dumpster
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Wake up
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I Grow Up
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• wake up and smell the coffee
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• The worst way to wake up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• wake up hair
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• Wake up with the king
• What happens when a Pope dies
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Her hair, tangled
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• What happens if you're too nice?
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Wake me up if you still want me
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What happens when you get too lonely
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Reasons To Wake Up
• So I wake up
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• wake up and find her still there
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Too weird to live, too rare to die
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• I can't wake up
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• kids grow up too fast
• When words mean too much
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• ...and a wake up
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• What happens when we die?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• And then one day you wake up
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Wake up... Time to die!
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Wake up!
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• your name, once I wake up
• Level 2
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• This is When it Happens
• We get too tense when we drive
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• You know you've been away from home too long
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Hull up
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• Sound effects in Finnegans Wake
• Wake not for the world-heard thunder
• weird radio, deserts, ghost towns, diesel moons
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When pigs fly
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• When Raves Attack!
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• I know more when I'm alone
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• when dogs puke
• When the Wind Blows
• water does not expand when it freezes
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• So bashful when I spied her
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• portable mp3 player
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When the ocean fell
• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Early Greek philosophy and Logos
• On leaving some friends at an early hour
• Early queen moves
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• The Big Bang happened here
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• If you told me this never happened
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• too big for his britches
• Seeing too much blue
• Obsession hurt too much
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• Thinking too much
• City Too Hot
• I like you too
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• buck up
• 'just woke up' voice
• Open up
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Dizzy Up the Girl
• My Heart Leaps Up

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