Findings:

• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When Renny wakes up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When you wake up feeling old
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• You know you've been away from home too long
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Up early for court
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• You take up too much space
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• ...and a wake up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Reasons To Wake Up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Wake up with the king
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Weird things you find when reading documentation
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• What happens when a Pope dies
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• What happens when you get too lonely
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Too loud to pick up that flinch.
• Days when art is too much to bear
• When words mean too much
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When I Grow Up
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• wake up hair
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Wake up
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• wake up and find her still there
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• What do you see when you look up?
• Can I wake you up?
• wake up and smell the coffee
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Level 2
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• This is When it Happens
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• kids grow up too fast
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• Too weird to live, too rare to die
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• We get too tense when we drive
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• when one of us woke early
• The worst way to wake up
• Wake up!
• wake up in a dumpster
• And then one day you wake up
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• I wake up so energized
• Her hair, tangled
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• What happens when we die?
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• So I wake up
• When We Grow Up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• I can't wake up
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• your name, once I wake up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• early reader books
• As Adam Early in the Morning
• Early Frankish Empire
• A Convoluted History of Early Telecommunications
• Little kids = early acid trips
• Early American foreign affairs
• early (user)
• Jubal Early
• Wispy beams of early light
• By the dawn's early light
• early intervention
• How to give thanks for an early winter
• Early spring evening: loitering
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• The Girl As the Pursuer Early in the Relationship
• Early British Newspapers
• early pregnancy symptom (user)
• Early Spider Orchid
• An early promotion to crone
• Early Times
• Early is on time, on time is late

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