My darling,
Were I to
shave all the
hair of my
body,
Hair on my
head grown down to my
shoulders,
Moustache,
sideburns, beardly
beard,
Hairy
chest,
arms and
legs,
And many other
patches discreetly placed,
Leaving naught but my
eyebrows and
eyelashes....
And were you to shave all the hair of your body,
Though there be naught but the hair on your head
Grown down past the
middle of your back,
And one other
patch discreetly placed,
Leaving naught but your eyebrows and eyelashes....
And were we to place my scruffled bundles of hair on one end of a
scale
And your long sheen of hair on the other....
Then you would see that
People would think we were
nuts.