Findings:

• How to wear a great kilt
• instead
• Living together instead of marriage
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Salt instead of sugar
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Using Superglue Instead of Suture
• ending prices with 99 instead of the next dollar
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Producing things instead of consuming is satisfying
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• modifying IP/PC instead of using "JMP"
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Why the bell of a Tuba faces up instead of toward the audience
• Why you should use pens instead of pencils
• Why you should use pencils instead of pens
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Left instead of right
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Why not choose the Titanic instead?
• For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
• Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
• see similarities instead of differences
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• Instead of exercise
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• On the Tendency of Mass Public Murderers to use Firearms Instead of More Efficient Methods
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• treating the symptom instead of the cause
• focus on people instead of ideas
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• kilt
• great kilt
• Kilted
• What's worn under the kilt
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• Kilt Lettuce
• Tilted Kilt
• If you dare wear short shorts
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Why I wear pantyhose
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• Why I wear stockings
• Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
• Wear
• Who wears the pants
• Good reasons not to wear make-up
• You wear your breasts to their full extent
• formal wear
• Renaissance is for sissies, real men wear armor
• Vision Street Wear
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• Why I wear black
• International Wear Your Shirt Inside Out Day
• What to Wear
• making my cat wear party hats
• So you want to wear a Trench Coat?
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Wear Your Love Like Heaven
• For those who wear glasses
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• I wear my loneliness like a broken shell
• River Wear
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• wear levelling
• When to wear a corset
• We Wear the Mask
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• If the shoe fits, wear it
• To wear nothing but steam
• Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
• kikoy
• The Emperor Wears No Clothes
• Your mother wears army boots
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Show me the mask that you hide beneath the mask that you wear
• How to wear a toga
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• Why I wear sunscreen
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Why you should wear your sunglasses
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• You wear your hope like Christmas
• wear and tear
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• sports wear
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• To wear one's heart on one's sleeve
• Real hippies wear flannel
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• ready to wear
• Wear and abuse as signs of quality
• the way she wears her weary
• My heart wears a helmet
• The nurses wear white.
• The Devil Wears Prada
• some boy you are to wear my color red
• What Not To Wear
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• sometimes I wear my heart on my head
• History wears a gas mask
• No worse for wear
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• The waters wear the stones
• people who wear camo
• Why I don't wear cologne
• I forgot to wear your necklace today.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• The mask we all wear
• you have to wear clothes
• no wear girl (user)
• I Shall Wear Midnight
• wear your helmet
• Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown
• I wear my headphones at the disco
• don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
• I drool when I wear my teeth
• I Wear the Black Hat
• Wear down
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Autumn’s Herald Wears Yellow
• Choosing the right underwear to wear to Denny's
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• Martin Wears a New Green Shirt
• Sister I will wear Glasses
• Good reasons to wear make-up
• This is why I wear my shawl low over my eyes
• Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart

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