Findings:
- Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- Can't we all just be friends?
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- a dream is just a hand picked delusion
- The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- we can all just be around other people
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- From my cold dead hands
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- you just might be evil
- You can't get there from here
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- pull hand
- Sounds That Can't Be Made
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- you can't break even
- even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- You just can't trust dinosaurs
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- All we need is just to be
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- From stars just out of reach
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I just want to be friends
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- People just expect things from me
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Just to see what it would be like
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- I just want to be a drummer
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- Be different, just like everyone else
- far be it from me
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Even the dead will not be safe
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
- As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- Concerto for hand grenades
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- It will never be just you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Even from the East German judge!
- all I want to be is holding your hand
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- The tiniest hand grenade in the world
- Just Be
- nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- we can't all be rock stars
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Beggars can't be choosers
- Let's just be friends
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- Just to see where the bullets come from
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Why Can't This Be Love
- Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hard radiation
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Just be home in time for supper
- There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Can't we all just get along?
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Be a model or just look like one
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- Hand grenade
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- I just shook Bill Clinton's hand
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- you can't escape from God on a Sunday
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- we just can't give 'em away!
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- From Russia with Buzz
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- Songs from The Capeman
- Will I be given that chance?
- Matter from Space
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning
- Be honest with yourself
- A view from the bottom of E2
- Be Prepared
- Rise O Days from your Fathomless Deeps
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- Extinct lingo from George Orwell's day
- Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
- Collect Telegram from a Mad Dog
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- On Receiving a Curious Shell, and a Copy of Verses, from the Same Ladies
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- Conduct Towards The Christians From Nero To Constantine X
- Be human
- From Beirut to Jerusalem
- There needs to be a man page for females
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