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• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Front porch, what should have been said
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• I can't find the any key
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I know I have been dreaming
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• What have you been smoking?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• AES may have been broken
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The path we have been walking
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you have never been safe
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• He's been places they have not.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I have always been burning
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It could have been me
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• And All That Could Have Been
• How to find something which has been lost
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The way things have always been done
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• What Might Have Been
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have just been shot
• Have you been a dad today?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Names have been changed
• because I have given up any care
• Movies that should have been books first
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I could have been Canadian
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I could have been one of a two
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• i have been burning for so long
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• any
• Press any key to continue
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Unable to catch
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal

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