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• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• I don't swim in your toilet
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• we don't move with the waves. The two of us, a quiet ocean roaring somewhere in its depths
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• Work like you don't need the money
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• with the things you don't need
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• We don't need no education
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't Need Love
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Don't fuck llamas
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't run over fire hose
• You don't need a reason to cry
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Don't fuck the corpses
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• I don't want to get over you
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I don't want to fall so easily
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• don't cry over spilled milk
• Don't Dream It's Over
• So you don't have to
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Information you don't need
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• We Don't Need the Men
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• love like you don't need the money
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Two wrongs don't make right
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• telling people what they don't need to know
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don't fuck with the cat
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• I don't need a punchline
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• I don't need to be loved by you
• don't rely on us to get you high
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Love the one you don't need
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix

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