Findings:
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- Just how is this arousing?
- What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- Do Whatever You Want All the Time
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- A step out of time
- How to escape domestic violence
- Just enough to catch a whiff of dying roses
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- pull out all the stops
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Party all the time
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Time Out of Joint
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to destroy the Earth
- Time Enough for Love
- How Much for just the Planet?
- How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How to find out your own IP address
- Can't we all just get along?
- We've heard it all before
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I never saw daylight in all that time
- I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I figured out Faith
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- She just appeared out of nowhere
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- We've got company
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- Out of Time
- Destroy All Monsters
- {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
- We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
- How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
- I wanted her silken red lips to be my malevolent hand
- All bouquets wilt in time
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of all Time
- This happens all the time
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- to drive out the clinging, to give it time to soak
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- figure out
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- All This Useless Beauty
- Movie grosses adjusted for ticket price inflation
- There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
- The greatest limerick of all time
- How to have an out of body experience
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- How the chipmunk got its stripes
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
- Look out, men, she's got a cunt!
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
- time out
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- It's time to take the penny out of circulation
- How it all began
- A World Out of Time
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- We've Got A World That Swings
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
- What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
- Where are all the time travelers?
- how to fall out of a marriage
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- time is out of joint
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- Just How You Feel
- It's all just noise
- The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Your cable TV just got better!
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
- She threw out all my letters
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
- seek out my creations and destroy them
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- How I got my username
- I got a good giggle out of this...
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- we can all just be around other people
- all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
- how to short out a phone line
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- We drink plants all the time
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- Time Out Film Guide
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
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