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• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• It's like that scene in Superman
• Fuck like bunnies
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• fuck you, migraine
• fuck me and marry me young
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• joy is like curing hiccups
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• If the real world were like the internet
• Greeks like their women armless
• DSL is like heroin
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• times like those
• Why I like sex
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Boy suspended for pointing chicken finger like gun
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Candles are like souls
• Santiago, under the volcano, floats like a cushion on the sea
• I like spam
• Why women like the smell of men
• O grant that like to Peter I
• She is like an onion
• I Like Guns (user)
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• Dead Like Me
• i like stress_root (category)
• How to kiss like a ninja
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• like a greasy chip butty
• Lips Like Sugar
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Superman Adventures
• Superman/Batman #8-13
• We have learned our lessons well
• Rosemary Wells
• Tunbridge Wells
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Bones do not burn well
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fucked Company
• fuck truck
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• clumsy fuck
• fuck you pay me
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• like an ashtray
• Like a Dream
• As You Like It I.i
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• How do ya like them apples?
• MP3s sound like shit
• voting is like judging skating
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• sounds like an affliction
• lift yr. skinny fists like antennas to heaven!
• As You Like It III.i
• Breasts, unbound, moving like oiled balloons
• A kind of calm like no other
• Like a Hummingbird
• What do theorems look like?
• I like this. It's pretty.
• I saw everything arrange itself backwards; I liked it
• Perfections like you
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• Moments like these
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• I Like Worms
• We gonna party like it's 1999 (e2poll)
• eyed me like a female mantis
• The billboards like giants are illuminated
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Waitin' for a Superman
• Superman/Aliens
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• And you as well must die, beloved dust,
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Charles T. Wells
• Charles Wells
• For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
• Friends who fuck
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Fuck Snuggles
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• Shut The Fuck Up
• FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• Like a Rolling Stone
• Noding is like writing poetry
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• I love you like a brother
• Just Like Heaven
• Building software is like building a house
• why I like the rain
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Dance like no one is watching
• just like my father
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• singing like nobody is there
• Sounding like a child
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron
• You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
• You wear your hope like Christmas
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• A Love Like Blood
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Guide to driving like a jerk
• There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• smile like ashes and grey clouds
• Do You Like My Wang?
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• Faces At The Bottom Of The Well
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Well Ordering Theorem
• Tastes that, surprisingly, go well together
• Midnight at the Well of Souls
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Fuck me harder
• Fuck the RIAA
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fuck It (user)
• you are a gay fuck (user)
• FUCK IT ALL (user)
• Tastes like chicken
• Cake Like
• You like me, you really like me!
• Like A Friend
• Why Boston navigating is like Everything
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Anger, shaped like a man
• fit like
• Wear Your Love Like Heaven
• This is what it sounds like
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• What's It Like to Live on Death Row?
• A body that looks like a battlefield
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• bad weather is like rape
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing

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