Findings:

• Where's the kaboom?
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• rat bastard
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Lando was supposed to die
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I was Christian for a day
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• She knew what she was doing
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Who hurt you?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Pussy fart
• rat trick
• dead rat game
• Rats Saw God
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Before Time Was
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• How America was mapped
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I am that person I was watching
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• bastard sword
• Bastard Pop
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Obsession hurt too much
• My self-image hurts him
• Give 'til it hurts: Magazine sales scams
• I Love Little Pussy
• Wet Pussy
• rat dance
• Crack Rat (user)
• rat paw test
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Vancouver, Washington
• It was a dark and stormy night
• It was all God's fault
• I was into them after they were hip
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Now it was personal
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was my mom for a while
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• That was the moment
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Mister Chu was reading
• My skin felt like I was falling
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• Utter Bastard
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Poor Pussy
• lab rat
• rat trap
• RATT
• pit rat
• rat terrier
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• we are not supposed to cry in the cubicles
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• wa (user)
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• This was their finest hour
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• was ist das? (user)
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• War is only fun on screen
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She is and was
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• I wish I was a half of a two
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Ol' Dirty Bastard
• bastard feudalism
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• people hurt
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• my heart hurts so bad
• How Maria got herself a pussy
• Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH
• brass rat
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• remote-controlled rats
• rats (user)
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you

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