Findings:

• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Going by the script when talking to people
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When are you going to stop running?
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• staring at the ceiling, waiting for it to blink
• cluster fuck
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• fuck you it's friday night (document)
• fucked m (user)
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Colorado Mother Fucker
• Going out with a bang
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• Going East
• A Prayer on going into my House
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• going for walks at night
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• When You Are Old
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• Her hair, tangled
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• tests are easier when you cheat
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When life changes forever
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• When We Were Mud
• When dolphins go bad
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When the dragon is slain
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• when does it end (user)
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• Fuck me harder
• Fuck the Pope
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck u (user)
• fuck you!!! (user)
• Like fuck, said the duck
• fucker sucker (user)
• this is going to hurt a little
• going meta
• Collision avoidance technique
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• going away again
• when the wind is blowing just right
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• When your mind races, who wins?
• When you are smart, nothing is true
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Say When
• When I Was a Lad
• when strangers tell me to smile
• When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When she was bad
• When poets scream
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When a whale dies
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• This is When it Happens
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• When the Detail Lost its Freedom
• When the walls go down
• When we two parted
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• The Big Space Fuck
• Go fuck yourself
• Fuck you money
• sympathy fuck
• Fuck it or kill it
• All Lights Fucked On The Hairy Amp Drooling
• going postal
• Going Solo
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• You're going the wrong way!
• Tips for going to the Prom
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• When Animals Attack
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• You know you've been away from home too long
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• When it's done
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Level 2
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• When I made more
• Things to consider when buying glasses
• When Walls Become Tables
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Protocol when feeding a horse in a paddock
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck you, Jared!
• Morrison's Lament
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• fuck america!
• Mind Fuck
• People who are going to hell
• Good Thing Going
• Going to university
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car

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