(person) by CrowJane Sun Jun 18 2000 at 8:04:20
an albuquerque musician and sometime poet, circa 1993-1998. no-one is certain what happened to her, but it is generally assumed that she sucked up into her paradox and vanished.

"velveeta...it's not really cheese, it's processed american cheese food substitute, aka orange plastic. now being plastic, it cannot grow mould like real cheese, and being orange, it cannot actually be dyed green*; therefore, there is no such thing as velveeta green, and i do not exist."

*have you ever tried dying something orange green? it doesn't work too well.

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