Uses for Dildos other than the obvious

In the state of Georgia, using or selling a dildo for its generally intended porpose is a crime, however you can still sell a dildo as long as you aren't selling it for that porpose, for 'novelty' use only.

What uses do dildos have outside of sexual gratification?

• A hood ornament
• Bomb Casing
• Pointer, used for presentations
• Weapon
• Cigar Case (were it hollowed)
• Ruler (you'd have to put your own markings on it)
• Sculpture Mold
• Popsicle Mold
• Flute (you'd have to drill your own holes in it)
• Doorstop (you'd have to put a weight in it though)

Feel free to add your own below...

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