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• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• All he left her was alone
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It was better before they came
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I was into them after they were hip
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
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• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• "Shut up," he explained
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• At least he was gentle
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He Was a Crook
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• More than he was willing to give
• He who controls the past controls the future
• He Who Is Death
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Does He Take Sugar?
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He has redefined me, again and again
• He don't know
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
• Men Who Dig Up History
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here

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