This
creatively crafted
counterfeit confection combines three imagination-capturing
beasts -- the
unicorn, the
centaur, and his highness,
Tyrannosaurus Rex -- into a vision of a
chocolatey treat in the form of a
horse's
body (a necessarily very fat horse's body, that is) topped by the
torso not of a man (or a woman), but of that most famous of
meat-eating dinosaurs; and completed with a single hefty
horn spired from the
center of its
forehead. The stubby arms of the dinosaur portion do not look especially able to wield the traditional Centaur
bow and arrow, but it is likely that the Unicentaurus Rex compensates for that lack with many wonderful
magical powers, such as the power to heal you with the touch of its horn. Just before it tears you in half with its powerful jaws and sucks you down its
gullet.
The
product does not appear to exist in real life, but is presented on a
poster, backed by a bright
rainbow of twists of what might conceivably be some kind of out-of-focus
licorice, underneath white-lettered
script declaring (with situationally appropriate
lens flare): "
Believe"!!
Apparently this was
first posted on a website called "Geekology," in mid-April of 2010, and quickly shot out to equally geeky domains flung far and wide across teh Internets. It's hard to imagine how this could be any better --
no, wait: wings!! Sadly, the
meme was brief and did not
evolve into any of it's more interesting potential
permutations before going
extinct.
Believe!!
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FERRASSIC