Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Unfortunately, little Ping-Pong died two hours after this photo was taken, after being sat upon by his mother as she sorted through a pile of near-identical bamboo canes to find the one which she actually wanted to eat today"

• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Letter From My Father After the Death of My Mother
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• She Moved Through The Fair
• She was locked in time
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• All That She Wants
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
• I am my mother's daughter, and she is my daughter
• After Hours
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• His/her name should coincide with that of the principle he/she discovered
• Awkward as a silent breakfast after a one night stand
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• One hour there was sunlight
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• why she feels the irrational need to capture little fragments of glass
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• She Wants Revenge
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• We light candles on the day she died
• I was into them after they were hip
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• restarting a player after his character dies
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
• Little Robin (sat upon a rail)
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• Isn't she a little young?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• She wanted the pies to stop.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• she wants to believe
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• What was left after the party
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• She is afraid of not being shy
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Little Robin (sat upon a tree)
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Which was what we wanted
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• She was steady
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• she being Brand
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• She sat back in the bleachers
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She only wants me for sex
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• She always was devious in her beauty
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• Today, after love, I looked at my lover
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• she is his sounding board
• She just sat there
• She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• What the hell was she thinking?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• When she was bad
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• One if by land, two if by sea
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• When she died
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• He and she are one
• After Hours Trading
• His face when she fell
• The Wild Colonials
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• she wants to kill and break hearts
• Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
• That one makes me scream, she said
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a After His Death
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• One Hour Photo
• Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
• She Wanted to Leave
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• All She Wanted
• She only wants me for tech support
• She wanted to go to Paris
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• She is and was
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• One lump or two?
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• Night After Night
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• What life after death will really be like
• Why are the spots on your monitor after a healthy sneeze red, green, and blue?
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• May those who are born after me
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• After The Race
• Sea Kayaks After a Storm
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• edev: Reloading node data after voting
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• After the Gold Rush
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

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