Well, you take a can of tuna, and you throw it in a bowl. Then you add a bunch of Taco Bell flavored Doritos (which I'm not even sure exist any more to tell you the truth). Add a huge blob of mayonnaise, then crush the Doritos up real nice in the tuna. It should make a pasty thing. Eat it.

Part of Sarcasmo's Cookbook.
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