How Irritate An Anorak-Wearer

• Your biro has spread ink all over your anorak.
• Crewe Station exists to give everywhere else in the world somewhere to be more intersting than.
• Was that your thermos flask i just dropkicked?
• No, really, i'm fascinated. It's a sort of horrified fascination true, but i am definitely fascinated.
• Your National Health Spectacles are really trendy these days.
• I bet you work in computers.
• Say "Hi" to your mother for me when you get home.
• So tell me, boxers or Y-fronts? Or shall i guess?
• What do you mean, you don't have a girlfriend? I'm shocked.

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