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• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• No one touches me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Break me. I'm elated.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Touch Me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• I'm Just Me (user)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• They don't touch me the same way
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• Touch Me You Fool
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Excite me
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Put me under
• Customizing the OEM information in Windows9x/ME
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Tu Me Gustas
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Ride with me
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• utell me (user)
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Help me help you
• You? Me? Us?
• You know you want me, baby!
• drop me a line_root (category)
• Can't you hear me knocking
• graveyards make me wet
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• Jesus loves me, right?
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Me with you, lucky me
• I can feel you forgetting me
• you and me against the world
• This Is Me Smiling
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• I Feel Sick
• Sick (user)
• Make a touch
• Invisible Touch
• She touched my life for a second and made everything peach-scented
• common touch
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Alone
• I'm an Addict
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm so sorry
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm always breathless when you call
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Excuse me
• I vs. me
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Everything got me fired!
• Don't Give Me Names
• offend me
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Comfort me
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Me and My Shadow
• Can't change me
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Death makes me tired
• Growing older makes me depressed
• just hold me, and let me weep
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Country music videos confuse me
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Give me back my bike!
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• These people are still happening to me
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Without Me
• My rubber ducky is stalking me
• Against Me!
• let me kiss you (user)
• Chica Me Tipo
• Take me to your leader
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Color Me Badd
• Me Hearties (user)
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• me so cute (user)
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• can you get enough of me?
• earn it. make me love you.
• Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation
• dope sick
• Touched by An Angel
• I Touch Myself
• The Callahan Touch
• In reach. Out of touch.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am

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