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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Totally Fucked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet"

• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Fuck them all but the six
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Ukraine is not yet Dead
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• dead, but longing to touch
• Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• fuck this (user)
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Totally Naked Phone-Sex Traffic
• And yet it moves
• The Banner Yet Waves
• Is it New Year's Day yet? (superdoc)
• butt log
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But life is subjective.
• Red Sea Pedestrian
• The Dead - 6
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Pour one out for your dead homies
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• top dead center
• Letters to Dead Authors
• The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
• Dead hang
• the dead (user)
• Dead Easy Recipes
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• Dead Man's Shoes
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Dining on the ashes of the dead
• Dead Mountain Mouth
• Fuck tha Police
• Fuck like bunnies
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• fuck you it's friday night (document)
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• looking girls 4 fuck
• Totally Unreal
• Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Yet another guide to being cool
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• dead presidents
• Polaroids from the Dead
• pingouin is dead
• dead puck
• All the dead artists
• dead duck
• In the long run, we're all dead
• Dead Man Walking (user)
• Dai-un is dead
• I'm Gay; not dead!
• Dead Last
• Fred is dead
• Bones of the Dead
• Dylan and the Dead
• Shaun of the Dead
• Big Dead Place
• dead bird
• Achmed the Dead Terrorist
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Fuck the models
• Did You Fuck Her?
• fuck u (user)
• Fucked up ways to die
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• discrete yet fibrous
• butt
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Yeah, but still
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The Dead
• Cult of the Dead Cow
• Dead Sea
• Dead Chicken (user)
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Johnny and the Dead
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• I hope I shall fall dead over the letter "K"
• Dead On Delivery
• When I am dead, my dearest
• What dogs do to dead fish
• Transformers Book of the Dead
• Night of the Loving Dead
• Batman: Dead End
• Dead Girl_root (category)
• Ashes of a Dead Ideal
• This is where the dead live
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• Frozen Dead Guy Days
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Flip & Fuck
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fuck it or kill it
• fuck this_root (category)
• fuck me with a chainsaw
• Totally relaxed and carefree smooching
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• I have not yet begun to fight
• Good from far, but far from good
• Straight but not Narrow
• Yard Butt
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• High school can kill you
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Everything but the kitchen sink
• Droopy Butt Begone!
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• iDo: Planning Your Wedding with Nothing But 'Net

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