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• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• It Came upon the Midnight Clear
• An epiphany on the power society bestows upon money
• Fear and Trembling: A Panegyric Upon Abraham
• Upon considering the personality of whisks
• Why I wear black
• Why I wear sunscreen
• 54-40 or fight!
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• In my craft or sullen art
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• lost, or trying to be
• The King's Camelopard, or, The Royal Nonesuch
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• a dream or a hallucination. words for a still-abstract face.
• Victim or the Crime
• Portland, Oregon Gay District
• Temporary Insanity, or The Weekend Is Not Over Yet (document)
• The Milford System (or, the Modern Science Fiction Workshop)
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Do It or Die
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• The penthouse or the gutter
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• Or la'goyim
• black or red (user)
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• The Thistles upon the Grave
• Starfire Burning Upon the Ice Veiled Throne of Ultima Thule
• The False Knight Upon The Road
• I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Real hippies wear flannel
• Dead or Alive
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Am I This Or Not?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Are you a consultant or a whore?
• Legally Black or White
• Collaborative writing or the hairdresser's gothic
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• Seventeen or Bust
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Or at least it used to be
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Robosexual or what?
• When or Not, Make it Great
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• beneath a stone or behind a woman
• Once upon a time
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Thoughts Upon Submissions (e2poll)
• Who wears the pants
• If the shoe fits, wear it
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• Take it or leave it
• Be a model or just look like one
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• One lump or two?
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• fish or cut bait
• Hachis, or Minced Fowl a la Polonaise
• The Principles of Leverage, or A Pedal Powered Himalayan Jaunt
• Publish or Perish
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Clotel; or, The President's Daughter
• The Master Cat; or, Puss in Boots
• Porn or not?
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• A Fire Upon the Deep
• Upon Julia's Voice
• Once upon a starry,
• Upon the hills where day was done
• International Wear Your Shirt Inside Out Day
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• hydrate or die
• hit or miss
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Swimming pool injury
• The Seattle quake of '01: Ash Wednesday's revenge
• Am I the driver or the driven?
• Harry Potter or Sex?
• The "Mary Ann or Ginger?" Game
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Or something
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• First Booke of Songes or Ayres
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Self or Self-less?
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• Wieland; or, The Transformation
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Death or Glory
• or i guess it does
• Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions
• Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
• Carelessly their feet trod upon life, extinguishing it
• If you dare wear short shorts
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• and/or
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Trick or treating for older kids
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Superfluous Information or Bandwidth Bandits
• Visit to the vet or alien abduction?
• Win, place or show
• i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
• Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
• No synthesisers or ulterior motives
• Black or Blue
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Death or the dawn
• Cake or Death
• Art or vandalization?
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• A Lecture Upon the Shadow
• Fate spits upon my Muse
• lines written upon seeing Albuquerque on COPS again
• To wear nothing but steam
• sometimes I wear my heart on my head
• Bobby Orr
• -or
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• truth or swill
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• HOT or NOT
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Liberty or Death

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