Findings:

• I could have been one of a two
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why we have two ears
• The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• two to one shop
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Kill two birds with one stone
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Two heads are better than one
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• two in one hand
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Two Bad Ones
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• Two girls; one car
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Cooking for One
• Winter's Tale II.i
• Results of an audit of one and two thirds boxes of Sweethearts
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• One to Two
• One Potato, Two Potato
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• One Two Three, Not It
• one, two, sixty thousand
• Whisper on the Wind; Introduction plus Verses One and Two
• Puddle jumping one, two, three
• red is red, blue is blue, one is one, and two is two
• Two Crows One Branch
• Samuel Magee & Rings One Two Three
• I have one whole anus
• Words that only have one context
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Have One On Me
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
• One lump or two?
• One Shroom, Two Shroom, Red Shroom, Blue Shroom
• Winter's Tale I.ii
• Where two fight, third one wins
• One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Fox one, two, three
• One if by land, two if by sea
• Rebeca Martinez
• Two steps forward, one step back
• Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
• Nimbus Two Thousand and One
• two for one margarita specials
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• Into two one
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• one two three not it
• No one can be in two places at once
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• one hen two ducks
• One Two, Buckle My Shoe
• at square one in a bed for two
• Two Lives in One Dark Alley
• zero, one, two, infinity
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Kubo and the Two Strings
• Spirit-vision: a moon lute and two stringed violin
• two zero one one
• One person in two bodies
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• bow out
• Bow hand
• Sea bow
• Bow Wow Wow
• Bow legs
• Cupid's bow
• Bow tie
• compound bow
• how to shoot a bow
• recursive bow
• Bows
• Yee Bow
• How to tie a fancy bow
• Bow Group
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• Steady Bows
• pussy bow
• Bows of holly
• Yew bow
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 2: In Which I Refuse to Bow
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• progression by two
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?

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