Findings:

• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• You, standing
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Have Blue (user)
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• I am not a real person
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Questionable Reputatable Persons (category)
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• I have this delusion
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• Gifts we already have
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have crossed the final threshold
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• We have standards AND pants
• Have Your Say
• I have just been shot
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• he would have laughed

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