Findings:

• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Have One On Me
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Words that only have one context
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I have one whole anus
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I could have been one of a two
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• The desire to fling oneself to certain doom
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• Pigtown Fling
• Lord of the Flings
• Spring Fling
• Flog fling
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
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• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Godzilla Minus One
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you

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