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• Not to be taken internally
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I used to be racist
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• The Lines That Used To Be
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• to be honest
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Kid, be a kid
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Don't Be Evil
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• i want to be a dj
• be wrong
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• I wanna be your dog
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• How to be invisible
• the powers that be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Still to Be Neat
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• So you wanna be a hacker
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• you have to be kidding
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Want to be a werewolf
• We never asked to be babysitters
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• To be Carved on a Stone at Thoor Ballylee
• Choosing to be gay
• There need to be more powers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The page cannot be displayed
• Darkness Be My Friend
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If this is how it's supposed to be, it's f****d up
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• They Might Be Giants
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Be Here Now
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• May the Force be with you
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Farmer's Market
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Chalant should be a word!
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• I used to be that girl.
• to be scored
• Don't Be An Ass_root (category)
• Or at least it used to be
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• We used to be more in sync
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• This statement cannot be proven
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• good reasons to be content
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Note to self: be nice
• I fall asleep to be with you
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Let's just be friends
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The IRT That Used To Be
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I used to be a carpenter
• We can be heroes
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
• Be Still
• needto be (user)
• Work hard. Be strong.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• I just want to be a drummer
• bes (user)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Be yourself
• Any song can be a love song
• To be at loggerheads
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• It couldn't be
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18

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