Timecube is 4-corner Truth. 1 day greenwich time is bastardly stupid government plot. Nature's Harmonic Timecube debunks reality as fraud. You are educated as stupid adult. Idiot teachers do not understand 96 hour simultaneous 4 day cube. 3 days lost to academic stupidity. Invented by Gene Ray. Located at www.timecube.com .

Are you stupid and evil?

http://www.timecube.com/ is one of the most unusual sites on the internet; a lengthy, incoherent rant about how time is... a fourth-order shape, or something. It is a work of genius, something I say with utmost sincerity.

Quite possibly the mastermind behind timecube.com - a resident of Florida who goes by the name of 'Gene Ray' (according to his WHOIS entry) - is a comic, and timecube.com is an arch parody of internet kookery. It is equally possible that timecube.com is a straight-faced joke in the manner of The Church of the Subgenius, but taken to an extreme of archness indistinguishable from sincerity.

It is not immediately apparent how often timecube.com is updated; the copyright date is 1997-1998. Gene Ray answers e-mails sent to him (such as the observation that a cube actually has six faces, not four), and as evidenced by 'An interview with Gene Ray', he exists and is a live human male.

Pokey's writeup above captures the strident, clipped tone of Ray's monologue; his writing style conveys an impression of great passion and great urgency, as if Ray was writing a final letter in a doomed submarine.

'Timecube' has also become shorthand for any form of mania, as in 'X is totally timecubed', often applied to obscure academic tracts, bizarre theories, and culty websites (and, for that matter, the websites of cults).

None of these writeups really explain the theory of Timecube. In fact, it's deceptively simple – it gives a clue to the truth but stops short of the truth.

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Humans are educated so stupid that they cannot
comprehend the fact that
the Sun shining upon Earth
creates 4 different configurations we know as midnight,
sunup, midday
and sundown simultaneously.
Each created quadrant,
quarter or corner rotates
to create its own 4-corner square for its Timecube.

You are so stupid that you
do not know that your top
bottom, front, back, left
and right sides are created
at the same Time. When
Sun shines upon Earth,
the 4-corner Earth Day is created simultaneously, but
each corner represents a
single corner lifetime stage
of human metamorphosis as
in baby, child, parent and
Grandparent. Educated
stupid humans have not
the rationale to understand
4-corner metamorphosis.

You are stupid and evil and
do not know you are stupid
and evil.

– Gene Ray, "Timecube" (www.timecube.com)

[sic]

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And that's just what Mr Ray's theory is: sick.

Oh, the theory is simple enough. During the time we call a conventional day, there are actually four:

1: From dawn to dawn, one 24-hour period.

2: From noon to noon, one 24-hour period.

3: From dusk to dusk, one 24-hour period.

4: From midnight to midnight, one 24-hour period.

For a net sum of 96 hours in a 24 hour period! Yes that's what I said! There are actually 96 hours in a day, 72 of which are being stolen from you thanks to a government/church conspiracy to prevent you from learning the truth.

It's a quaint theory, but ultimately wrong. In fact, there are an

infinite

number of hours in a day.

THINK ABOUT IT

Every day can be divided into 24 hours. It is exactly 24 hours from one hour to its counterpart the next day. That means 24 x 24 or 576 hours in a 24 hour period! But it gets better, I swear to God it gets better!!

Every hour can be divided into sixty minutes. That means that there are 1440 minutes in a day. It is exactly 24 hours from one minute to its exact counterpart the next day. That means 24 x 1440 or

34,560

hours in a 24-hour period!

HOLY SHIT!

But each minute can be divided into 60 seconds (2,073,600 hours per day) and each second into 1,000 milliseconds (2,073,600,000 hours per day)! BUT THE BEST THING IS THAT IT GOES ON

ad infinitum

down to an infinitesimal unit of time, the theoretical chroneme prophecied in 2 Japhamachiel 24:24! Since there is exactly 24 hours between each chroneme and its cardinal counterpart the next day, and there are an infinite number of chronemes in each day, there are an infinite number of 24-hour periods every 24 hours!

STAY WITH ME NOW HERE PEOPLE!

Gene Ray proposes the existence of a dimensional manifold created by the light of the sun on the spherical topology of the Earth, in which we exist as four beings in a 96-hour day. But he used as time markers the arbitrary conventions of rotation! Rather than recognizing the natural fact that time is continuous and contiguous! And continuous! He was indoctrinated by the State/Church hegemony to stop short of the TRUTH: that in fact there is no limit to the number of hours that exist in a day! That every day is eternity and the only excuse you have for not living infinite lifetimes is your own overeducated stupidity and pedantry!

Gene Ray is trying to trap us into an evil stupid lie almost as bad as the lie of the 24-hour day. Gene Ray's theory is based on the square because he is a square and is afraid to realize that the perfect shape is a CIRCLE (as told in Malallechai 8:18-23) which has an infinite number of vertices! And which perfectly represents the arc through which the sun travels to illuminate the surface of the earth! Tell it on the mountaintops! By giving us only a little lip-quiveringly delicious scrap more than the barest obvious lowest common tempochronomensional denominator that even the dictators can't hide, he wants to lull us into satisfaction with less than the Absolute! Godhead is in every infinite second!

Live it all to the fullest! in the Absolute Absolute!
Oh yeah! I know you like it! Crazy Muthahs!

This is not a theory! You have no words for this!
– TOUCH THE INFINITE QUIVERY RAPTURE –

Three-dimensional time at one point in my life started seeming like a frightening possibility. With alternate realities now being at the very least a probability, it seemed that there could be some mechanism to move between these alternate realities. I am not a physicist, but a madman with a vivid and frightful imagination. I experience the reality where we move forward in time in a linear line to be but an illusion. I think we're merely conditioned to think that our consciousness has to move forward in some thing we call "time", and that it may be possible to move backwards, or in the case of three-dimensional time, sideways within time into similar but alternate realities through an act of the will.

Time is not but the rhythms of nature manifesting themselves in patterns, to the ancients. If we could find a new rhythm, or play the rhythm backwards, who knows what insane possibilities would await us. Many schizophrenics and psychotics I have met in mental wards claim not to know what period of time they live in. Perhaps they have through some means been deconditioned against the linear notion of time, and so experience time as a series of disjointed moments.

If the sane could understand time as perhaps three-dimensional, with it possible to move through an act of will through alternate realities, it would be in effect possible to "undo" events, by going to alternate realities through an act of will where they never occured. It would require a specificity, and precision to altering the past, however, or else one could easily become lost, not knowing what happened, with other past events being shifted to new truths that were false before the person went "sideways in time."

By going "side-ways in time" it might be possible to go to where loved ones never died, as they simply exist in a part of three-dimensional time where they're still alive. In this way, death would lose its sting, as a person dying could simply end up in the nearest universe where they're still alive, and the person who understands three-dimensional time could move to there, the "land of the dead".

If Timecube were not so insulting, I'd consider it an amateur independent discovery of Quadrature and the square root of negative one. Imaginary numbers. Not really imaginary though,
as it can be simply demonstrated with a pendulum above two rulers, which point north-south and west-east. If you are familiar with the ways these directions go on a Globe, then you will realize they are very much similar but certainly have special differences. As an analogy, you can go west and east forever. You cannot go north nor south forever, because those directions end at poles where you have no choice whatsoever of direction but toward the opposite pole. At the poles, time does not mean very much. The shadow of the "pole" (if it were an actual post in a hole) does form an hour hand though. If you go home, then either west or east, you eventually enter different time zones. In a very limited sense, going at a speed slightly faster than Sound, you may be able to go "forward and backward in time". Not really though, because you can't fly into the future to get winning lottery numbers and then go back to buy that ticket. This paragraph plays along too much with Timecubish ideas though.

Back to the pendulum, you can make it swing east-west, you can also make it swing north-south. There are two other cases and one is special and demonstrates quadrature and the square root of negative one. You can swing the pendulum in a circle. When you do that, you are swinging the pendulum equally north-south and east-west at the same time. It is obviously so from the point of view of the four ends of the rulers or any other direction. Thus the powers of the square root of minus one are the four directions. The imaginary number is in a direction that's away from the number line, and not on the number line, and that's why it must be an "imaginary" number. Because there are four directions, circular motion is possible, and the four directions of the circle are in quadrature. (There are four phases, just as in the lunar month). Any other direction is included also as a root of unity, which is sqr-1 to the power of a fraction or an irrational number.

The other case where you swing the pendulum in all 4 directions at the same time is from northwest to southeast, or northeast to southwest.This is also visible from all 4 compass directions. But imaginary numbers are only required to explain the circular or elliptical motions of the pendulum. Linear motion only requires motion along a Real Number Line.