Timbits are similar to donut 'holes' in size, colour and taste, however Timbits are only available to Canadians and the occasional American customs officer who can cross the border for them.

Timbits are excellent for defensive ammunition against moose and rabid beaver, for as they get stale they resemble golf balls in size and hardness.

For best gastrointestional results, do not eat stale Timbits. Serve with fresh Tim Hortons coffee.

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