My friend Paula once took a trip to Connecticut to visit her cousins, Christine, 5, and Andi, 10. Paula, being the wonderful cousin that she is, agreed to play a game of bank, a game that she made up one time just to shut up Christine and Andi. In the middle of the game, little Christine left and after about twenty minutes she returned wearing a little pink gown.

"Um, Chris, what is that?" asked Paula.

"It's Barbie's dress!" she happily replied.

They all continued playing the game and thought nothing of it. But then after about ten minutes it dawned on Paula... "Wait, if you're wearing Barbie's dress, then what is Barbie wearing?"

"Well, nothing," said Christine.

"So let me get this straight, there's a three foot naked Barbie in your room?" Paula asked. "Don't think I'm weird or anything, but I just have to see this."

And sure enough, there was Christine's life-sized Barbie standing completely nude in the corner of her room.

Now as if that isn't funny enough, Paula had to sleep in the room that night. So there the Barbie was, still very naked, and starring at her. As I'm sure you can imagine, this was a little un-nerving and creepy, so she was forced to shove the thing in the closet for the night.

So there you have it..quite possibly the funniest story ever.