Findings:
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Should high school be mandatory?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- What is and what should never be
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- Food should not be luminous
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- I should be able to remember your face
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Chalant should be a word!
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- This node should be filled with rengu!
- Farmers' Market
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Children should be seen and not heard
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- How Should A Person Be?
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- to be obscure in a thousand years
- This node should be filled with waka!
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- stupidity should be painful
- Daylight Saving Time should be ended
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Should I be sorry?
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Automobile tire pressure
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- You Should Be Sober
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- When you know things are just meant to be
- It should not be this complicated
- It must be New Years Eve again
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Should I be happy?
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- girls should be nice
- Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Laundry should be free
- Why should we be moral?
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- why you should never be a referee
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- $27.95? That used to be, like, three weeks of groceries. What year is this again?
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Things every child should be taught
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- AI should be our top priority.
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- titles should be approached laterally
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- A year in the life of a plastic tree
- We Be Three Poor Mariners
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- to be honest
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Kid, be a kid
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Could man be drunk for ever
- I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- Your god might be evil....
- The cat that didn't want to be rescued
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Animals which may be immortal
- Home I'll never be
- My love in her attire doth show her wit
- right under her surface
- Property of Her Majesty The Queen
- From Her to Eternity
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- Documenta, the Child-Bride, bares her legs for the Ravenous Wolves of the Grey Hour
- I wonder sometimes if it is milk in her hair, full of sweetness,
- a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
- Why you don't want to piss her off
- I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- The Girl with the Sun in her Head
- She Will Have Her Way
- her today and gone tomorrow
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- Her Majesty's British Government Trains and Supports Military Army in the West Bank
- If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
- Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
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