Findings:

• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Redundancy in DNA
• His heart swells with drama a roach mounts his slippered foot
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• burrowing owl
• Foot Cape
• foot
• Ten Foot Pole
• Lucky rabbit's foot
• 900 foot Jesus
• MC 900 Foot Jesus
• One Foot in the Grave
• The Foot Book
• goofy foot
• regular foot
• foot fetish
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Footed
• Foot Guards
• Foot pound
• Foot poundal
• Foots
• Lion's foot
• foot pedal
• foot roasting
• Enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot
• Hot foot
• Bones of the foot
• The wheel's an extension of the foot
• Athlete's foot
• blue-footed booby
• foot stall
• footrest
• Ampere foot
• 30 Odd Foot of Grunts
• foot washing
• Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
• Michael Foot
• Turning your computer off with your foot
• foot fault
• Left foot braking
• 21 foot bubble
• foot switch
• My Left Foot
• Learning the city by foot
• interossei - plantar of foot
• interossei - dorsal of foot
• lumbricals of foot
• The Song of Hiawatha - The White Man's Foot
• foot string
• THE MISSING FOOT
• Gimme a Pig Foot and Bottle of Beer
• natural foot
• Under Foot
• Pad Foot (user)
• foot in mouth disease
• foot massage
• That funny nerve feeling in my foot
• Morton's toe
• Egyptian foot
• Foot and mouth disease
• board foot
• Claw and ball foot
• Statistical Correlation between foot size and forearm length
• Trench foot
• Foot and mouth humor
• second foot
• right foot
• Fournier's Foot Care
• presser foot
• Chinese foot binding
• foot wedge
• Foot Centipede (user)
• foot bullet
• Lifetime lease on a square foot of Islay
• Ballet foot positions
• Foot in mouth brought down the Berlin Wall
• A Foot in the Rainbow
• Elephant's foot
• A foot of jade is worth an inch of time
• Hand and Foot
• big foot
• foot (user)
• Why Oñate's statue is missing a foot
• One Foot in History
• foot locker
• Philippa Foot
• Guy's guide to pressure point foot massage
• 'Twelve Foot' Davis
• Wet foot/dry foot policy
• Upon the Convalescence of the Fair and Ailing Foot of My Love's Object
• Three Ha'pence a Foot
• Eight Foot Llama: The ultimate gaming company
• foot traffic
• Six foot snowdrifts, miles to the North, past midnight
• Foot fetishism as rebellion against teleological nilhism
• Let Go of the Spruce Root And Grab the Fox's Foot!
• foot lock
• The hundred foot bamboo should continue growing
• Foot! Foot!
• Madura Foot
• 50 Foot Wave
• Other Foot
• 5 foot 11 (user)

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