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• The best kind of bartender
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Mind without body
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• That would be me
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• it would be hilarious if only
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• eternity would be boring
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Be Mine
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The next life will be better
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• Evil be thou my good
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I'll be in my bunk.
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• trying to be a feminist
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• How would you understand?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• I would like
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Things every child should be taught
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You Won't Be Mine
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Be kind. Rewind.
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• Let It Be... Naked
• Truth be told
• How to be a good customer
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• What a kiss can be
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• don t ' evr be my sandjinnaemon
• be's
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Would you like to know more?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• To do is to be
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• What is it like to be a bat?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If It Be True
• OBAFGKM
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Be the subject
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• To be a young Australian
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury

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