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• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• If it be your will
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The end will be a sellout
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Fucked Up
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• What life after death will really be like
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Someday, I will be strong
• Everything will be alright
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Goops and How to be Them
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• If this is how it's supposed to be, it's f****d up
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Be sure it's legal
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• You Fucked Up!
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• The staircase will be firm and the ceiling above will shatter under my fingertip
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• diariEnding a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.sis
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Will I be given that chance?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• People have fucked up before
• Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• The revolution will not be televised
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• They will not be named!
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Ken Lay
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will be your young sinner
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• There Will Be Blood
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• fuck up
• Fuck them all but the six
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• You will be assimilated
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• there will be a last
• I will be light
• Shut The Fuck Up
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.

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