Findings:

• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• What did you See in Me?
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• who did this to me?
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• a dream you did not have
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Should I be happy?
• I did not have that on my bingo card
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• My first comet
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Nobody for me but you
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel

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