Findings:

• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Just call me fluffy
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• If you told me this never happened
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Just because it happened to you
• Just don't expect me to understand
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Just Let Me Breathe
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• it's just me (user)
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• She just looks at me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• People just expect things from me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Just Me (user)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I was a homeless bum
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Nemo me impune lacessit
• Plead for me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• They want me for a focus group!
• The day Anubis hit on me
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• O Strive not still to heap disdain on me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Take me to the bridge
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Tell me what to dream
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• The full moon made me do it
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Desire Me (user)
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Johnny Remember Me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• You Heard Me
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• What happens if you question your existence?
• She looks at me and she laughs
• Level 2
• Cut me some slack
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Comics are not just for children
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• it's just one of those nights..
• just a thought
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Just a little taste of breath
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Just Like Larry
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Just a Friend? (user)
• You just don't get it
• Just For One (user)
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• Pardon me
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Damn poem still haunts me
• Frilly putty in me now
• drop me a line (user)
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Don't tell me everything
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Windows ME: The Virus Addition
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• A conversation between me and god
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• He Hate Me
• Take Me As I Am
• She Fucks Me
• Release Me
• That which does not kill me...
• Make me care
• all of these people are me
• /me misses Hermetic
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Simple words, simple dreams
• Why old people piss me off
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• Write me a City - a Creativity Quest (document)
• Hug me hello
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• give me one night to show the savage
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Arizona to Marion, and To Me
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now

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