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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This isn't newfangled, we've always had fits."

• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Life isn't always precious
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• Laughter isn't always the best medicine
• Houston, we've had a problem
• Non-Voting isn't always Apathy
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• I Had Always Known
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• Always for the first time
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• what is good is not always right
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• The glass is always completely full
• The Always Anonymous Beast
• Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process
• Snark Fit 2 The Bellman's Speech
• Fit for an island
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• What the Wizard had to say.
• If I Had the World to Give
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• This isn't fair
• Santa Claus isn't real! Sorry!
• We've Got A World That Swings
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
• I remember, I always will
• Why you should always backup your files
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• fit like
• The space that fits a restless girl for five minutes
• Canon CAT
• Had Gadya
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• you had water, and something deafening from the air
• This isn't what it looks like
• When quitting isn't quitting
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• almost always
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The drummer always gets laid
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• always already
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• had
• If I Had $1000000
• The nuns had it coming
• They had been expecting me
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Thin isn't in
• Denial isn't just a river in Egypt
• A feminist interpretation of the Bible that isn't just a filter
• We've Replaced Your Freedom with the Illusion of Freedom
• always on
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• Always on top
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• Snark Fit 3 The Baker's Tale
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• The door is always open
• I have always been burning
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Always a Bridesmaid
• There is always a 'correct' right answer
• fit wye
• Fits (user)
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Darwinism isn't a Religion
• When willpower isn't enough
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Alway
• I Will Wait For You Always
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• You always lose
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• the duchess of kircaldy, always smiling and arriving late for tea
• life always kills (user)
• Fitt
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• I was once young and had a home
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• You know, life isn't so bad
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Always manipulate a tongue
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I will always be in the details
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Snark Fit 8 The Vanishing
• Fitting a heatsink to an Athlon
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Love isn't about fixing people
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• We've got a good First Amendment case
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• Sexual Deviants Always Choose 3
• With him it was always like
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Ex nihilo nihil fit
• Arachnoleptic Fit (user)
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Questions I have had today
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• You've never had it so good
• government intervention isn't automatically a disaster
• This isn't Vietnam, man. This is Jazz; there are Rules.
• But it isn't
• The movies always get it wrong
• How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
• Politeness is always in order
• Always urs (user)
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• always writing poems to you
• Who The Cap Fit
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• He had something to say. He said it.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• 10% off isn't that much ma'am

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