Findings:
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Every Which Way but Loose
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- Getting rid of start menu items
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- My new way to get there
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Starving in the greenhouse
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- It'd be an interesting way to go
- Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
- Ways to get random numbers
- how Wiener found his way home
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- The Way It's Meant To Be Played
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- By Way of Explanation
- The easiest way to get a job
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- By way of a eulogy
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- I never thought it would be like this
- Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- Let there be another next time
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Animals which may be immortal
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- Disappear in every way
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- Life gets in the way of words
- Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Never be the first to let go
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- but the fruitsellers are there every day
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- There will never be another you
- subsistence by way of waking
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- Address by the President to the Nation on the Way Forward in Iraq
- By the Way
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- Every way that you are is a beautiful thing.
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
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