Findings:

• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• the world will be remade in our image
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Jokes that will send you to hell
• Why wind will rule all
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• there will be a last
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This love will be your downfall.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• ideas that will save world
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I know when the world will end
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• It's easy to speak love in the dark... what about in broad daylight in the glare of the sun and the world
• The World's Worst Knock Knock Jokes
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Our world will change
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• that won't be your beneficiary
• Real World Road Rules Challenge
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The World Won't Listen
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• This symbolist world will supercharge the horseman with enormous iconic energies
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• I will be silent as I wait
• free will vs. free won't
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It will be good when I am leader
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• I will always be weird inside
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• The revolution will not be televised
• Won't you be my neighbor?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• World's oldest joke
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Suburban cannabis factories will feed the world
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Everything will be alright
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• The funniest joke in the world
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• node that will be my legacy
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why I won't be at commencement
• The next life will be better
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Carl Everett
• Who Will Be There
• Someday, I will be strong
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• If it be your will
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• I fear I will be nothing
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Squids will be Squids
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You Won't Be Mine
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The World as Will and Representation
• The end will be a sellout
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want

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