Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This is for all the people who told me I was spending too much time on E2. They were right."

• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• and things we're all too young to know
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I was told you were very pretty
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They grow up. No one told me.
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• I was into them after they were hip
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Too much awesome poetry on E2
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• all of these people are me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• play dumb
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I told you they were nuts
• I've spent too much time leading horses to water
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• cat haters
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• All you ever did was let it happen
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• And in time all this will pass
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• All bouquets wilt in time
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• human rights for all (user)
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• we can all just be around other people
• I remember when all this was trees
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• tell me all your reasons
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The greatest limerick of all time
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• They are all pretty but fading.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• We're all in this together
• All of Me
• In all that you never were
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• these are the wolves who run all night
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Were you here at all?
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• And they all just stood and stared
• more sure of all I thought was true
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind

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