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• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• too much botanical poetry on e2
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Too much awesome poetry on E2
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• play dumb
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• cat haters
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• all of these people are me
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I told you they were nuts
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• and things we're all too young to know
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• I was into them after they were hip
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• They grow up. No one told me.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• May those who are born after me
• People confuse me
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Barnum was right
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• You were always so good to me
• Magneto Was Right
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• We're all in this together
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Do it right the first time
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Of course, they were wrong
• All bouquets wilt in time
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• A River Aint' Too Much to Love
• There was a time before
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Hickory Wind
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Die, All Right!
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of all Time
• You can see right through me
• This happens all the time
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• There was no one waiting for me...
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• "me too" product
• They don't touch me the same way
• If you told me this never happened
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Movie grosses adjusted for ticket price inflation
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• spending time with your kids
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• The greatest limerick of all time
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Too Much Mustard
• Too much of a good thing

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