Findings:

• Don't send me roses
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't wait up for me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't Make Me Think
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Please don't send your resume
• Don't Blame Me
• Send me downstream
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• the way you don't look at me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't tread on me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't Tell Me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't @ me
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• Send me no flowers
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Send Me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• They don't touch me the same way
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't call me white
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't Pass Me By
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• customers don't trust me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Dont come near me (user)
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't Give Me Names
• Dont come near me. (user)
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• St. Peter don't you call me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• don't blame me for your anger
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Just don't expect me to understand
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
• send() and recv()
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Don't quote me on that
• Hunches in Bunches
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Bryon Bunch
• Just a Bunch of Disks
• bunch (user)
• A bunch of fun guys
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• French Canadians don't speak French

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