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• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Beggars can't be choosers
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Life without music would be a mistake
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The next life will be better
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• To be noble in an average life
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• My life may no longer be my own
• What life after death will really be like
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• be wrong
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Canted Angle
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can't cross the same river twice
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• cant drive 55 (user)
• prolapse is nothing a pair of scissors can't fix
• Artificial Life
• Life in Wartime Britain
• Life's Little Deconstruction Book
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• How to ruin someone's life
• joys in life
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Flax seeds will save your life
• This life is a placement test for the next
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• One step closer to life
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• Rock for Life
• My Secret Life
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• on life and importance
• Family Life merit badge
• After Life
• Peace and long life
• life in moments
• I must have waited all my life for this
• The impossibility of life without two-dimensional expression
• Start a new life
• The Blood is the Life: A Frightful Halloween Quest
• Your life is a piece of fiction
• Life with Father
• Life in Fuckery
• Lorazepam Half Life (user)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Three Events That Changed My Life Forever
• The Cycle of Life
• life in the Universe
• Not to be taken internally
• Living The Bohemian Life
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I used to be racist
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• The Lines That Used To Be
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• to be honest
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Kid, be a kid
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Don't Be Evil
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• i want to be a dj
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• How not to faint when you can't move
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Fluoxetine
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• Choose life
• spontaneous creation of life on Earth
• The Four Hindu Aims of Life
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• A Matter of Life And Death
• It's my life
• Tuff Life Boogie
• The Life of Finn mac Cumhail 1: Preface
• The meaning of life
• Life times
• life jacket
• The Life of Riley
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Life Underwater
• Life of a White Muslim
• Life has a price
• Second Life
• Is your life heartless?
• Friends in Life and Death
• life swapping
• The Life Of Jesus
• Taking on a Life of Their Own
• You treated my woman to a flake of your life
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Chuck Amuck: The Life and Times of an Animated Cartoonist
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I wanna be your dog
• Life with Derek
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• How to be invisible
• the powers that be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Still to Be Neat
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• So you wanna be a hacker
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• you have to be kidding
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Want to be a werewolf
• We never asked to be babysitters
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• To be Carved on a Stone at Thoor Ballylee
• Choosing to be gay
• There need to be more powers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
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• Darkness Be My Friend

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