• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• This poem can be put off no longer
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• I can divide by zero
• Take life by the hand
• Be all that you can be
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• No one can be in two places at once
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Even the dead will not be safe
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Five is both even and odd
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• notes written by hand
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Children can be cruel
• What can be better than that?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• A dying playground can be Eden
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Take Your Partner by the Hand
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Valour can be brown
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• What a kiss can be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Touched by the Hand of God
• Any song can be a love song
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We can be heroes
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• TV can be a good thing
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• murder can be fun
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• It can be cold in the dark
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• You can judge a movie by its poster
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• No one can be totally logical
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Why procrastination can be productive
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• We Can Be Together
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• by hand
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Go by hand
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can we still be friends?
• Exes can be good things
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• both of you
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• Call by value
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• virgin by choice
• Guilt by Association Law
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• Killed By Death
• Stand by Me
• One by One
• Blessed by Monks
• The Wild Colonials
• Variation on a Theme by Auden

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