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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Things turn weird very rapidly. This may at times be desirable."

• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• May the Force be with you
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Arthur, For the Very First Time
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Just be home in time for supper
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Starving in the greenhouse
• gods we may be
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Be that as it may
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Rebeca Martinez
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• may you be granted a purple robe
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I will always be weird inside
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• Your anti religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• may their names be sung forever
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• May you live in interesting times
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Surgeons must be very careful
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• There will be time
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• A fine time to be in the Army
• My life may no longer be my own
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• bes (user)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• May Day
• Dream Log: May 8, 2000
• Dream Log: May 23, 2000
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• May 3, 2001
• May 16, 2001
• Pages of Cool for May 2001
• May 1, 2002
• Dream Log: May 16, 2002
• Russian May Day Parade
• May 14, 2003
• May 15
• May 21, 2004
• May 1, 2005
• May 27, 2005
• Your Horrorscope: Week of May 7-13, 2006
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• May 26, 2007
• May 20, 2008
• May 12, 2009
• Standing on a mountaintop in northern Siberia under the rapidly descending bulk of asteroid McAlmont, with a calculating expression and a baseball bat
• Time Lord
• Time does not exist
• no time
• drowning in time
• wall time
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• Time Heals All Wounds
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• time slice
• gweep standard time
• Time Killer
• Adult crime, adult time
• The time I jacked the zoo
• Acquisition Time
• estimating software development time
• Not to be taken internally
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• Road Time Trials Council
• Time will tell
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Dancers at the End of Time
• 7/4 time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• One Last Time
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• We drink plants all the time
• I should be able to remember your face
• time management
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Long Time Running
• Be gentle with me
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• bleeding time
• lost, or trying to be
• End Times National Park
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• Sunday Times Award for Literary Excellence
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Shining Time Station
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• A time to live
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• It's Time
• Goops and How to be Them
• As the World Turns
• Some things that fly there be
• turn out
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• bootlegger turn
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• Why fresh cut apples turn brown
• I used to be racist
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• The Lines That Used To Be
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• The very first computer bug
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• My Very Own Fight Club
• to be honest
• Film vs. videotape

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