Findings:

• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• There will be time
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• A fine time to be in the Army
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• gods we may be
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• If I could turn back time
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• Fishing may be painful
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Rebeca Martinez
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• may their names be sung forever
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• meteors may be fallen angels
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• May the Fourth be with you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• may your fruit be like you
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Arthur, For the Very First Time
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I will always be weird inside
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• may you be granted a purple robe
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Be that as it may
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• May the Force be with you
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Just be home in time for supper
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I may not be unbreakable
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• Hot pursuit
• My life may no longer be my own
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Animals which may be immortal
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Let there be another next time
• and the world may be long for you
• All will be well again in time
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• May you live in interesting times
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger

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