Findings:

• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Sometimes you don't know the boundary until you've crossed it
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• what is this i don't even
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Don't work at a golf course
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• People with programming languages named after them
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Work like you don't need the money
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I was into them after they were hip
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• I still don't even know you
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Sometimes the shadows remain even after the storm has cleared.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't you ever go to work?
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Even if You Don't
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• And I don't even know their names
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• don't let them scare you
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• I don't want to go back to work
• maybe everything will work out after all
• don't throw good money after bad
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• after
• after the therapy
• After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• After Y2K
• After Dark
• Night After Night
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Twenty Years After
• After damp
• After Five
• After Hours
• The morning after
• After The Race - 2
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
• morning after sheets
• The Day after Tomorrow
• After Effects
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• After Apple-Picking
• Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
• After Auschwitz
• Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Why are the spots on your monitor after a healthy sneeze red, green, and blue?
• "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
• Boy named after website
• Time After Time
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
• May those who are born after me
• after and missing
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Live After Death
• whoring after other gods
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• November and Everything After
• Going After Cacciato
• After love
• Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• chasing after foolish entanglements
• In the light - After Midnight
• After the flood all the colors came out
• Years After Landing
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• In the Coffee Shop after Paradise
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• First Observation After a Nap
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• The silence after someone leaves
• I Before E Except After C
• On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Morning After Pill
• Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• The summer after high school
• After Magritte
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• After Life
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• After the Gold Rush
• I need to see you after class, young man!
• After the Wake
• after ski
• After Hours Trading
• Is There Life After High School?
• Los Angeles after the rain
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• after all white horses are in bed
• London After Midnight
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• Grotesque (After The Gramme)
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• fluorescence recovery after photobleaching (FRAP)
• Running after cars
• After The Movie
• after the funeral
• Living After Midnight
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• The first against the wall after the Revolution came
• 500 Years After
• Sex after pregnancy
• Applauding after a movie
• African-American schools after Brown: what changed?
• Countries named after people

If you Log in you could create a "Things that don't work even after you've given them a proper thumping" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.