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• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Just to see what it would be like
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• eternity would be boring
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The best kind of bartender
• A whimper would be fine
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• A book that would feed our chats
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Would you want to live there?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Mind without body
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• That would be me
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• You stole what they would have given you
• I never thought it would be like this
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• it would be hilarious if only
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I just live here
• I want to live a life free of regrets
• Would you know if you were insane?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• What Would Judas Do?
• I would like to buy you a drink
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• it would make sense (user)
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The Happiest Days of Our Lives
• So mote it be
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• Things never were what they used to be
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Not so difficult
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Eddie would go
• If only men would listen!
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I would like to have emotions
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• To live, success carries high price in our world
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• Rape committed by women
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Who Would True Valour See
• the world will be remade in our image
• Would you like to know more?
• The dog who would not beg
• What would Nietzsche do?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Her hair, tangled
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• What would Solaris do?
• I would kill my mother
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The next life will be better
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• just so
• And they all just stood and stared
• would
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Half-sour pickle
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• I would like
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• All of our lives are spent buying memories

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