Findings:

• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• At least things can't get any worse
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• The drummer always gets laid
• It Could Always Be Worse
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• The movies always get it wrong
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can never get away from yourself
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I always wanted to get married one day
• What can you get for three cents?
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• The least I can get away with
• The worse it gets, the better it is
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• can you get enough of me?
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• Can I get a sketch?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Can we all just get along?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The bomber will always get through
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I can always hope
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Can I Get An Amen?
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Get Smart
• Get a valentine
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• How to avoid a car accident
• Get Fuzzy
• What happens when you get too lonely
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• How to get hit by a car
• Ways to get random numbers
• How to get more change than you deserve
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• The Get Well Soon
• Mr. Stinky gets lucky
• Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
• Get Born
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• get a date
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• I don't get it
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• The rain wasn't always kind
• The Vampire Always Knocks in Triplicate
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Goodbye (Always By Your Side)
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Can you play Backstreet Boys?
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Can you drink old beer?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I can see your house from here
• Can we cure AIDS?
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• I can see the lacy blue of your lust beneath the surface
• I can hear the bloody year
• tiny jesus is playing with mice behind an old can in your cupboard
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• a grecian urn can hold a lot of puke
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Get my groove on
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• good reasons to get an education
• Get your bender on
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
• hope I die before I get old
• There's that feeling you get
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
• How to get more donations for Everything
• Get Lost
• Get Curious (user)
• Need to get out more
• Death Gets A Website
• How to get away with murder
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• The couple gets off, neither looks amused
• i have to get out
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• I get older
• Worse Than Failure
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• The majority is always wrong
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Our greatest moments of triumph are always inarticulate
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• canned hunt
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Can of Sprite as a Weapon of Choice
• You Can Count on Me
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Maryland Chief canned green beans
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Nothing Gold Can Stay
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• The man who can fix anything
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Jack Gets Up
• Get a fat lip
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Why you get ice cream headaches
• How to NOT get towed away
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Melinda gets a perm, and hates it
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Get a Room

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