Findings:

• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• You will not remember me at all
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• All around me
• All you ever did was let it happen
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Before you, there was me
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• all of these people are me
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• This node was made for you and me
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• All he left her was alone
• All of Me
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I remember when all this was trees
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• all your faults in me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• All For Me Grog
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• tell me all your reasons
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I was a homeless bum
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Women want me when I'm taken
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• You've lost all your dreams
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I was me before being me was cool.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• no soul at all (user)
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Peaches that are deep red all the way through
• I was a witch in a past life
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• we can all just be around other people
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Wenatchee, Washington
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• Know me better, and love me better
• The room was hot
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• Pleased to Meet Me
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• At Least One Kitten was Obliterated
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• See Me Through Part II
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white

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