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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• What They Did To the Desert People
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• It was better before they came
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• cat haters
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• But what are they really thinking?
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I married him because he was not mean
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Who are "they" anyway?
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• He who has ears, let him hear
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I was into them after they were hip
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• To those who know who they are
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• They who monitor the Internet
• play dumb
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• They Meet the Woozy
• Simple words, simple dreams
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• The echoes as they come
• They will not be named!
• where they used to live
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They said no
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• seedless grapes
• On the Air Because They Care
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• They swam in disrupted alphabets
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Did Elvis see Star Wars?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• They danced with fire claws
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Prilosec
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• You stole what they would have given you
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• They Fight Crime!
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
• What do stars do? They shine.
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• But who codes the coders?
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• At least he was gentle
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• The Fun They Had
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• are they watching you through the server logs
• They have no bones.
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• They Missed the Perfume
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• And they all just stood and stared
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• Things you give people that they keep
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• No, they are not stupid
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• The goggles, they do nothing
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• If he's late, you can always start without him

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