Findings:

• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Supertoys Last All Summer Long
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• At long and dear last
• They Don't Want Me
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't care what you did last summer
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• They don't touch me the same way
• Dreams last for so long
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
• Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Rape committed by women
• They don't know what they're missing
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• People don't flail when they die
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They don't know what I've done
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They don't understand my tea
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't think of her
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Department of They
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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